Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Exotic Dancer Black Book 101

First Amendment

  • Summer - cute little brunette that gave me a my friends hugs. I love her forever
  • Motorboat girl - let me motorboat her tits for like a couple bucks... awesome experience for an 18 year old virgin
  • Curvy Blond "Drew Barrymore" look-alike...
  • Ivy - school teacher... enough said
  • Jade - stripper special... she's in stripper heaven *tear*
  • Brianna? - this girl perplexes me. I worked with her at Mervyn's too
Chico, CA Centerfolds
  • Meek's lap dance girl - she worked the register at Meek's Lumber and Hardware and sat in my lap my last day to give me "company"... I love her
  • Angel - part black/part white... I love her Sky - phat ass
  • Jenna - eh... hottie but I don't remember her much
  • Parker - gorgeous goth pin-up girl with tats and piercings... loves running
  • Kiori - not is much known about her... rumor is she and I were club lovers... lots of hot piercings
  • Dallas - Blond, slim, beautiful, friendly... great gal
  • XXXena - famous pornstar that deepthroated a 18 inch dildo in a ring of fire in front of my brother (who just turned 18) and me then proceeded to ask us if we wanted to dance with her.
  • Midnight - I followed her around like a puppy dog in the club and met her on Myspace a while later. I love her forever, no question about that.
  • Star - name explains it all
  • Electra - gave her an ice cream coupon Pint for a Pint. BFFs for life.
  • "Itty Bitty Titty" girl - got a video with her after a lap dance on the couch with her.
  • Couple's lap dance girl - brought my girlfriend at the time to the club and got a lap dance with her in the VIP room
  • McKenzie (AKA Naomi Cruise) - world famous pornstar that used to dance at Centerfolds my girlfriend's favorite. She wore blond pigtails and looked gorgeous the night we saw her. Go Naomi! (I MOAN backwards, of course)
  • Reno girls - eh... bunch of stinky wet vaginas if you ask me
  • "Pop Goes the Weasel" - get a lap dance with every girl in the club to the tune of that popular tune
  • Jada - cute lil asian girl that is BFFs with Angel: I got a Double Trouble with the two of them
  • Jazzy - my wifey had I not gotten kicked out of the club; loves to smoke outside with me... very deep, smart, spiritual, philisophical... how could I not love this girl?
  • Cora - best ass in the club
  • Can't remember the rest of their names... many other dancers
With all these Girls, Girls, Girls, I have spent a TON of money at the club. I love these girls though. We all have our problems, which is why I support single mommies and Hugs Not Drugs.