Virgin engineering major turned Venusian Artist

When I was a Mechanical Engineering major at the university, I was pretty pissy and uptight, especially since I was a virgin.  I think I lost my virginity around the same time I started to realize engineering is a shitty major unless you love doing physics and math problems more than vaginae.  I was much less stressed not being an engineering major.  This is just my experience.

Problems with nerdy majors:

#1 - No hot girls in classes.... if any girls
#2 - Hours upon hours upon hours of physics/calculus problems while all the dormmates were out playing/partying and having sex
#3 - I remained a Virgin throughout almost all of my engineering studies

Then I switched majors (to manufacturing technology and then economics) about halfway through my college Sophomore year, got laid, opened my eyes, and stopped being closed-minded and the Oneitis virtually disappeared, so I GFTOW (Go Find/Fuck Ten Other Women) and studied pickup while going to school, honing my martial arts skills and working a part-time job or 2.

I soon discovered the book "Double Your Dating" by David Deangelo along with "The Game" by Style.  I went to fastseduction/mASF and was ridiculed mercilessly by Sethtrump and Ockwick for being shy/young/introverted and only having two lays under my belt.  I soon discovered who was helpful on the forums and who was just a jealous asshole.  Sethtrump thought I was a piece of shit for bringing up the book "The Game", which was revolutionary at the time.  RobLaughter, Formhandle, and another mod (whose name eludes me) had faith in me.

The most pathetic people on the forums I found though, are the guys with the fewest lays.  You can judge how cool a moderator is by the number of lays they have.  Why?  Lack of vagina is very stressful.  It is really that simple.  Lack of vagina causes anger, high blood pressure, and hatred towards mankind.... Excuse me while I flirt with some vaginas.....

Exotic Dancer Mechanics

Warning: Do HOT feed the Hired Guns, unless orgasm is your reward.

What IS a hired gun persay? Here is the PUA definition:

What are Hired Guns?

Specifically, this post is designed to sarge strippers, hence the title of the post. There are a few things you should remember when dealing with these girls.

1) Oftentimes, you have to put a lil "down payment" to get in the club.

2) Strippers are salesgirls. Yes, they want your money. They also value companionship though. Yes, they are human too don't forget, so treat them with some dignity, although a neg or 2 and some cocky/funny/confidence never hurt.

3) Exotic dancers have feelings. Get to know them intimately and try not to insult them.

My first experience at First Ammendment Gentleman's club in Chico, CA in the year 2000:

Some high school buddies and I trekked over to the "new" strip club about 30+ minutes from our hometown. We were all 18 and my best friend's birthday was a few days before. I was still a virgin and had never really been with a naked woman. I had kissed my (ex?)-girlfriend on prom night, made out and and fingered her a couple times but that was about it. We paid the admission price, which I thought at the time was a lil steep. They said we had to buy two drinks as well. This being a non-alcoholic club, the dancers could get fully nude instead of just topless. I had a little bit of money to spend. This SHB named Summer greeted us. BBL - Need a break

Lay Report Tally

*HBSugarMama (BBW) - African American plus size internet model. She let me photograph her and then let me put it anywhere I wanted. Then she made me a sandwich on top of that! *HBFCups (BBW) - a slightly chubby girl with HUGE F cup (DDD) tits. *HBKinkySkates (BBW) - a roller girl that I fell in lust with that was a blocker for her roller derby team. We hooked up New Years Eve a few years ago and were watching a Disney "Pirates" movie til she got the idea to put a Jenna Jameson movie on in the bedroom and dressed up like a po HBBlondie (BBW)- Tightest pussy ever. I stuck my cock in her and creamed after like 10 pumps. Then we fucked the rest of the night and morning. HBCakeLady and HBSaveTheTatas (BBWs)

Better Dick Control/Confidence

I haven't updated in a while, but I want to touch on the topic of masturbation for a better sex life... Some must haves in your sexual inventory are condoms and lube. You can also have some massage oil/lotion at your disposal as well. I love mutual masturbation with girls too. I have found that Vitamin E helps with my horniness level and it also produces a bigger quantity of semen, thus causing you to ejaculate a bigger "load" of cum. If you like porn, try to find something that turns you on. I recommend also using your imagination i.e. jacking off in the shower and fantasizing that you are fucking a hot chick. The dick control part comes in a couple/few varieties: Start/Stop method - when you are at the brink of orgasm/ejaculation, stop yourself and wait for the feeling of cumming to subside. This will help during sex to learn how to control premature ejaculation (blowing your wad too quickly). Then you simply start rubbing your dick again. This is one way that many pornstars can seem to go forever in their scenes. Squeeze technique - Similar to the previous method except this time when you are about to cum, squeeze the base or head of your cock til the feeling of ejaculation subsides. Often times, you can stop yourself from jizzing with this as well. If you do blow your load, it's no big deal. You still had an orgasm. I have a hard time explaining tantric orgasm as it takes some practice and will most likely have future posts on this concept. Tantra is amazing for sexual pleasure, you can actually shoot the ejaculation/orgasm energy up your backbone for a super pleasurable feeling that really helps improve your sexual health/life. I just wanted to briefly touch on this subject. Feel free to catch me on http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com Best of luck, Chicoman

Dick Control and Confidence via Quality/Better Fapping (masturbation)

I haven't updated in a while, but I want to touch on the topic of masturbation for a better sex life... Some must haves in your sexual inventory are condoms and lube. You can also have some massage oil/lotion at your disposal as well. I love mutual masturbation with girls too. I have found that Vitamin E helps with my horniness level and it also produces a bigger quantity of semen, thus causing you to ejaculate a bigger "load" of cum. If you like porn, try to find something that turns you on. I recommend also using your imagination i.e. jacking off in the shower and fantasizing that you are fucking a hot chick. The dick control part comes in a couple/few varieties: Start/Stop method - when you are at the brink of orgasm/ejaculation, stop yourself and wait for the feeling of cumming to subside. This will help during sex to learn how to control premature ejaculation (blowing your wad too quickly). Then you simply start rubbing your dick again. This is one way that many pornstars can seem to go forever in their scenes. Squeeze technique - Similar to the previous method except this time when you are about to cum, squeeze the base or head of your cock til the feeling of ejaculation subsides. Often times, you can stop yourself from jizzing with this as well. If you do blow your load, it's no big deal. You still had an orgasm. I have a hard time explaining tantric orgasm as it takes some practice and will most likely have future posts on this concept. Tantra is amazing for sexual pleasure, you can actually shoot the ejaculation/orgasm energy up your backbone for a super pleasurable feeling that really helps improve your sexual health/life. I just wanted to briefly touch on this subject. Feel free to catch me on http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com Best of luck, Chicoman

Quality vs. Quantity Vaginas

Back when I was a virgin, I figured that I would wait for marriage to have sex. That dissolved when I found that I was pushing girls away with lines like "I'm waiting for marriage to have sex" and the tired old "let's just be friends" to girls that wanted my cock and balls.

After years of racking up lays with numerous girls, I realize that I did not really have a quality control standard. I thought lots of sex with many women was the thing for me. Now that I am drug-free though, I think I am much more picky with the girls I sleep with. I recently tested negative for STDs at the hospital and now that I am 31, I think my standards are a lot more based on quality. Eventually, I would like to find a great gal and settle down, get married, and raise a couple kids.

As of this writing, I have not been laid since about July/August. The last girl I dated turned out to be a lush/drunk, so I broke up with her. Now, one of my main goals is to find a girl or 2 that do not participate in the standard ("normy") program of going out to the bars/clubs and getting shitfaced just to have sloppy meaningless sex. Quality and quantity are not the same. I want a girl that does not drink/drug. My girls should be drug/disease-free. This reflects my own personal standards. I choose not to partake in drugs and I need/want a girl with the same high standards. I know girls like this are out there. I think I will use day game as a tool in my toolkit and stick to ballroom dancing if I decide to meet girls at night.

-Chicoman

Working with the public and gaining skills with the ladies

I work retail. It can be very monotonous. I am also a PUA. How do these two mix? I talk to hot girls all day. That is how. It helps with my social skills to have cute female co-workers and customers come into the store all the time. What is stopping you from meeting hot girls at your local stores? AA (Approach Anxiety) quite possibly. This is actually a good place to rid yourself of AA. Where? Target, Best Buy, Walmart, Barnes and Noble (or other select bookstores), Fry's, anywhere and everywhere the girls are. Especially if you like books, electronics, or just need some shaving cream and toothpaste, there is a store for you to browse. The mall is also a good place to meet girls. Talk to the hot female sales associates. You will be glad you did.

Feeling a bit frisky? Try going into a chic/lingerie store where the patrons (customers) are primarily female. Tell them that you are shopping for your "girlfriend", which isn't really lying if you really are looking for a girlfriend. I go to Bath and Body Works sometimes just to see what fragrances they have. Shop for cologne and ask a cute female there to help you pick out an affordable scent. The secret is to always be talking to females.

Hope this helps. Best of luck on your hunt.