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Virgin engineering major turned Venusian Artist

When I was a Mechanical Engineering major at the university, I was pretty pissy and uptight, especially since I was a virgin.  I think I lost my virginity around the same time I started to realize engineering is a shitty major unless you love doing physics and math problems more than vaginae.  I was much less stressed not being an engineering major.  This is just my experience.

Problems with nerdy majors:

#1 - No hot girls in classes.... if any girls
#2 - Hours upon hours upon hours of physics/calculus problems while all the dormmates were out playing/partying and having sex
#3 - I remained a Virgin throughout almost all of my engineering studies

Then I switched majors (to manufacturing technology and then economics) about halfway through my college Sophomore year, got laid, opened my eyes, and stopped being closed-minded and the Oneitis virtually disappeared, so I GFTOW (Go Find/Fuck Ten Other Women) and studied pickup while going to school, honing my martial arts skills and working a part-time job or 2.

I soon discovered the book "Double Your Dating" by David Deangelo along with "The Game" by Style.  I went to fastseduction/mASF and was ridiculed mercilessly by Sethtrump and Ockwick for being shy/young/introverted and only having two lays under my belt.  I soon discovered who was helpful on the forums and who was just a jealous asshole.  Sethtrump thought I was a piece of shit for bringing up the book "The Game", which was revolutionary at the time.  RobLaughter, Formhandle, and another mod (whose name eludes me) had faith in me.

The most pathetic people on the forums I found though, are the guys with the fewest lays.  You can judge how cool a moderator is by the number of lays they have.  Why?  Lack of vagina is very stressful.  It is really that simple.  Lack of vagina causes anger, high blood pressure, and hatred towards mankind.... Excuse me while I flirt with some vaginas.....

Exotic Dancer Mechanics

Warning: Do HOT feed the Hired Guns, unless orgasm is your reward.

What IS a hired gun persay? Here is the PUA definition:

What are Hired Guns?

Specifically, this post is designed to sarge strippers, hence the title of the post. There are a few things you should remember when dealing with these girls.

1) Oftentimes, you have to put a lil "down payment" to get in the club.

2) Strippers are salesgirls. Yes, they want your money. They also value companionship though. Yes, they are human too don't forget, so treat them with some dignity, although a neg or 2 and some cocky/funny/confidence never hurt.

3) Exotic dancers have feelings. Get to know them intimately and try not to insult them.

My first experience at First Ammendment Gentleman's club in Chico, CA in the year 2000:

Some high school buddies and I trekked over to the "new" strip club about 30+ minutes from our hometown. We were all 18 and my best friend's birthday was a few days before. I was still a virgin and had never really been with a naked woman. I had kissed my (ex?)-girlfriend on prom night, made out and and fingered her a couple times but that was about it. We paid the admission price, which I thought at the time was a lil steep. They said we had to buy two drinks as well. This being a non-alcoholic club, the dancers could get fully nude instead of just topless. I had a little bit of money to spend. This SHB named Summer greeted us. BBL - Need a break

Lay Report Tally

*HBSugarMama (BBW) - African American plus size internet model. She let me photograph her and then let me put it anywhere I wanted. Then she made me a sandwich on top of that! *HBFCups (BBW) - a slightly chubby girl with HUGE F cup (DDD) tits. *HBKinkySkates (BBW) - a roller girl that I fell in lust with that was a blocker for her roller derby team. We hooked up New Years Eve a few years ago and were watching a Disney "Pirates" movie til she got the idea to put a Jenna Jameson movie on in the bedroom and dressed up like a po HBBlondie (BBW)- Tightest pussy ever. I stuck my cock in her and creamed after like 10 pumps. Then we fucked the rest of the night and morning. HBCakeLady and HBSaveTheTatas (BBWs)

Better Dick Control/Confidence

I haven't updated in a while, but I want to touch on the topic of masturbation for a better sex life... Some must haves in your sexual inventory are condoms and lube. You can also have some massage oil/lotion at your disposal as well. I love mutual masturbation with girls too. I have found that Vitamin E helps with my horniness level and it also produces a bigger quantity of semen, thus causing you to ejaculate a bigger "load" of cum. If you like porn, try to find something that turns you on. I recommend also using your imagination i.e. jacking off in the shower and fantasizing that you are fucking a hot chick. The dick control part comes in a couple/few varieties: Start/Stop method - when you are at the brink of orgasm/ejaculation, stop yourself and wait for the feeling of cumming to subside. This will help during sex to learn how to control premature ejaculation (blowing your wad too quickly). Then you simply start rubbing your dick again. This is one way that many pornstars can seem to go forever in their scenes. Squeeze technique - Similar to the previous method except this time when you are about to cum, squeeze the base or head of your cock til the feeling of ejaculation subsides. Often times, you can stop yourself from jizzing with this as well. If you do blow your load, it's no big deal. You still had an orgasm. I have a hard time explaining tantric orgasm as it takes some practice and will most likely have future posts on this concept. Tantra is amazing for sexual pleasure, you can actually shoot the ejaculation/orgasm energy up your backbone for a super pleasurable feeling that really helps improve your sexual health/life. I just wanted to briefly touch on this subject. Feel free to catch me on http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com Best of luck, Chicoman